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Gavin's blog- day 3

Posted by webmaster on April 17, 2013 at 11:30 AM Comments comments (0)

WOTCHA Dickheads. The creative juices are flowing and the telephone calls between Maidstone and Bristol increasing in frequency. Two new songs to report (they may not make the cut but it gives you an idea what's going on in my head):


First off is (I'm just giving) A Hand to China, a cheerful ditty about masturbation within marriage ( nobody said I was anything but esoteric).


Second is (Misapplied) Death Etiquette about the criticism those of us who danced and drank champagne faced upon the death of the dreaded Thatcher. Sorry both have parenthesis but that is how it goes.


There is a third one which if we get the chorus right should be a killer . . . the bridge talks about 'a million people in the world, dancing in the man-made moonlight' . . .


Crazy I tells ya . . . More anon. Gav xx

Gavin's blog day 2

Posted by webmaster on April 17, 2013 at 12:25 AM Comments comments (0)

OK. No prevarication. Get your act together GK.

Well I bought some new skinny trews yesterday and must wear them without underwear . . . not a pretty thought in one so old and incontinent.

Spoke to Guivey yesterday and he says the songwriting session is on for next week - - 'umm most probably' . . . which is about as much of a positive message one is gonna get out of the inscrutable one.

Sybs has booked the rehearsal room for the Friday but has now cancelled it cos we have to vacate by 4pm. So, hopefully he will be booking a new one today.

The songs to be considered and worked on grow apace and there are some I'm right excited about. It's amazing how much they change once you get them Dickified.

Laters Dickheads. Gav xx



Gavin's Blog- day 1

Posted by webmaster on April 15, 2013 at 5:15 PM Comments comments (0)

And so it begins once again.....

Hi to all you Dickheads out there.

Now there's a term of endearment for you. So a frantic week is finished by the Dicks blog. Winny will try to keep me up together as I try to let you know just what is happening in Dicks World. Let me apologise profusely for letting you all down but I blame the alcohol. We are SOOOOOOOOOO looking forward to Berlin (september 13th) and would like to thank Mr and Mrs Kidnap for their invitation, against their better nature I am sure.


So hotel Punk is booked. Flights are booked. Mr Guiver has already changed arrangements once as is his wont.


Don't forget the warm up, hometown gig at The Golden Lion, Gloucester Road, Bishopston, Bristol on May 31st with Skinny White supporting and Taff on the Decks. It gets very crowded on Fridays so get their early.



Free downloads on the site

Posted by Webmaster on October 2, 2010 at 7:28 AM Comments comments (0)

Hi everybody,


We've got some new features and special gifts on the site for you!



There's now a special community area with forums so you can all discuss and gossip away ;)

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Free downloads!

Under the music tab in the navigationbar under the musictab you now find a new page called podcast. This is again a special area for members. Two songs: She Said Go and Exile in Neverland can be heard and dowloaded for free. Also the lyrics are added and free to download.



Have you visited the PD giftshop yet. go have look at all the fun things with logo and PD photo's you can buy...great quality for a good price...check it out!


Enjoy the gifts and tell your friends!


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Still alive.....

Posted by Webmaster on August 25, 2010 at 4:46 PM Comments comments (0)

Still alive and.....Exciting times ahead.....


First we've put a cafe press shop online...t shirts, mugs, stickers and many more cool items with bandlogo and photo's are now for sale.

Go to the and click the link cafepress shop on the navigationbar.

Or go directly to the shop here:


Second the docuvideo is almost finished...a little more patience for's going to be great and funny we can usure you.

And last but not least....we're working on a Berlin date just yet but we'll keep you informed as soon as we know more.


Thanks for your support and don't hesitate to tell other people; friends, family or people you even vaguely know about our website, myspace and facebookpage



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New Lay-out

Posted by Webmaster on August 7, 2010 at 12:11 PM Comments comments (0)

The website has got a new fresh lay-out today.

All the old news can now be found at the button old news;)...everything new will be placed here in these blogsections.

It may look like the site has now less pages but that isn't has got a dropdown menu at the if you go for instance to the button music on the menu you see more pagebutton appearing underneath. So have a browse around the site and if you have any comments or things you think might be missing on the site let us know though the contactform here on the site!






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